Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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