you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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