I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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