What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You're completely useless in the revolution.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
