The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
we should paint friendship bongs
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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