white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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