i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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