Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm like, not good at living.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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