so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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