i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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