that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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