Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
The best revenge is premature balding
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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