kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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