i barfeds in our rink
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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