She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
