Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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