yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
