I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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