You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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