I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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