yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
