My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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