I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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