Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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