I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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