Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
