There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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