I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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