Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Less talking, more tequila
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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