But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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