apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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