Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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