lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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