i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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