'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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