When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
