I'm so fucking centered right now
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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