Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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