put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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