your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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