Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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