check it out our google latitudes are spooning
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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