I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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