Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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