did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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