Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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