Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
