Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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