so that wasnt chicken after all
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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