i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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