So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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